50+ Non-Veg Jokes in Punjabi 2020

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50+ Non-Veg Jokes in Punjabi 2020
50+ Non-Veg Jokes in Punjabi 2020


50+ Non-Veg Jokes in Punjabi 2020

50+ Non-Veg Jokes in Punjabi 2020

lun kehnda: mje banda lai janda ultian sadia aa jandia.

fuddi kehndi: mje banda lai janda ultian lun diyan ho jandia, mooh sada paat janda.

 jhooyan kehndian: mje banda lai janda lun nu ultian aa jandia mooh fuddi da paat janda, bande saade mar jande aa.

 tatte kehnde : mje banda lai janda lun nu ultian aa jandia mooh fuddi da paat janda, bande jhooyan de mar jande, chapeda sanu pai jandiaya.

 mumme kehnde: mje banda lai janda lun nu ultian aa jandia mooh fuddi da paat janda, bande jhooyan de mar jande, chapeda tattian nu pai jandiaya, fade asi jane aa.
Lady – shoes dikhaiye. Shopkeeper :- kitne number ka ? Lady – 36 no. Shopkeeper :- jaao madam jaao, ghar se soch kar nikla karo Kya lena hai…
Husband – sex ho jaye ? Wife – no Husband- jewer la dunga Wife – no Husband – car la dunga. Wife – no Beta so raha tha beech me bola Meri marlo.”cycle” la dena .
Sharma ji, apko logo ne kyon mara ? Sharma,”arey yaar meri photo bus mein gir gai thi, Maine kaha madam zara saari upar kijiye Photo lena hai, bus…..
50+ Non-Veg Jokes in Punjabi 2020

Women’s life is very hard – morning – wash clothes, Noon – dry clothes, Evening- iron clothes, Night – open clothes, Late night-search clothes..
50+ Non-Veg Jokes in Punjabi 2020

Nasbandi ki team ko dubara apne village me dekh kar ek budha bola, “ in logo ne connection to pahle hi kat diya tha. Ab kya handset bhile jayege.?”

50+ Non-Veg Jokes in Punjabi 2020


Husband:- ne sasural me biwi se : chalo sex karte hain Biwi : nahi ye mere baap ka ghar hai Husband :- tho kya mere baap ka ghar red light area hai jo to roz Taiyar ho jati hai.
Conductor : baccha da ticket ? lady :- esdi v ticket lagge gi kya? eh tan mera dudh chungda hai aje. Conductor:- dudh tan ehda peo v chungda a. To ki ohnu v free ch bitha lu

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Pappu: “Papa 1000 Rupye Do Na” 
 Santa: “Bhag Yahan Se Nahi Hai”
 Pappu: “Madarchod Phir Paida Kyo Kiya Tha” 
 Santa: “Bhonsdi Ke, Ab Konsi Teri Maa Ki Choot Band Ho Gayi Hai, Wapis Chala Ja

50+ Non-Veg Jokes in Punjabi 2020


Teacher Pappu Se: “Pappu, Maan Lo Tumhare Pass 4 Toffee Hai” 
 Pappu: “Thik hai Ji, Master Ji” 
 Teacher: “Aur Tum Wo Sunil, Rohit, Ajay, Karan Ko De Do To Tumhare Paas Kya Bache Ga?” 
 Pappu: “Loda“
Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikli Aayi, Ab Company Pareshan Ho Gayi Ki Ladki Ko Agar Itni Badi Bat Batayai To Kahi Khushi Ke Mare Mar Hi Na Jaye.

To Company Ne Apne Ek Sabse Intelligent Aur Talented Person, PAPU Ko Ye Kaam Sompa.

Ranjan Pahunch Gaya Ladki Ke Ghar Darwaja Khatkaya To Ek Bahut Hi Sunder Ladki Nikli, Ranjan Use Bola.

Ranjan: “Mam, Farz Karo Ki Aapki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikal Aaye To Aap Kya Karogi?”

Ladki Pahle Sun Kar To Hairani Hui Aur Fir Boli.

Ladki: “Aap Ke Saamne Nangi Ho Jaaungi Aur Fir Nachne Lagungi, Aap Phir Meri Chut Me Apna Lund Dal Dena Aur Mere Boobs Chusna, Aur Adhe Paisi Main Aapko De Dungi”

Aur Ye Baat Sun Kar PAPU Vahi Khushi Ke Maare Mar Gaya.
Pati Ko Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Thhi Aur Bechaini Se Karvate Badal Raha Tha.

Akhir Raha Na Gaya To Biwi Se Bola.

Pati: “Janu, Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai, Thoda Sa Sex Ho Jaye?”

Biwi Khud Kisi Baat Pe Pareshan Thi, Ye Sun Kar Bhadak Kar Boli.

Biwi: “Kyu Madharchod, Meri Chut Mein Kya Neend Ki Goliya Bhari Hai Jo Tujhe Neend Aa Jayegi?

50+ Non-Veg Jokes in Punjabi 2020


Santa Aur Uska Beta Pappu Dono Ne Socha Ki Aaj Kisi Ka Chutiya Kaat Te Hai

Pappu Ne Phone Se Ek Number Milaya Aur Pucha: “Kahan Ka Number Hai?”

Jawab Aya: “Police Station Ka.”

Pappu: “Ap Ke Paas Danda Hai?”

Inspector: “Haan Hai!”

Pappu: “To Use Apni Gaand Mein Dal Lo”

Aur Itna Kah Ke Phone Kaat Deta Hai

Inspector Ne Thodi Der Socha Aur Fir Gusse Se Us Number Pe Phone Kiya

Is Baar Phone Santa Ne Uthaya

Inspector: “Yaha Se Ek Phone Phone Aaya Tha.”

Santa:”Fir?”

Inspector:”Mujh Se Puchha Aap Ke Pass Danda Hai. Maine Haan Kaha To Usne Bola Gand Me Daal Lo.”

Santa:”Achha? Kitni Der Pehle Phone Aya Thha?”

Inspector: “Koi 10 Minutes Pahle”

Santa: “To Fir Ab Nikaal Lo“
Pati-Patni Maje Se Zordaar Sex Kar Rahe The, Sex Karte-Karte Patni Ne Puchha.
 Patni: “Aaaaaah Janu, Aaj Itni Der Kyu Laga Rahe Ho?” 
 Pati: “Kya Karu? Koi Khubsoorat Chehra Aankho Ke Saamne Hi Nahi Aa Raha“
Palat Ke Dekh Ek Bar Zalim,

Tamanna Hum Bi Rakhte Hai,

Husn Mana Tum Rakhti Ho To,

To Jawaani Hum Bi Rakhte Hain,

Agar Gehrai Tum Rakhti Ho To,

Lambaai Hum Bi Rakhte Hain!
Santa Roz Biwi Ko Sex Ke Waqt Bolta Tha.
 Santa: “Aur Tight Kar – Aur Tight Kar, Achhe Se Tight Kar”
 Biwi Tang Aakar Ek Din Gusse Se Boli: “Bhosdi Ke Bahar Jaa Ke Ganne Ke Juice Ki Machine Main Dal Le, Tight Bhi Pura Hoga Aur Juice Bhi Jyada Niklega“
Madam Claas Mein Bachho Ko Pada Rahi Thhi 
 I For Ink 
 J For Jug 
 K For Kite 
 L For Lund
 Ohh! Sorry Baccho Galti Se Muh Se Nikal Gaya. Pappu: “Koi Baat Nahi Madam Wapas Muh Mein Le Lijiye“
Class Mein Golu Ne Teacher Se Pucha

Golu: “Mam Bachhe Kaisi Paida Hota Hai?”

Teacher Samjhate Hue: “Asman Se Ek Sunder Si Pari Aati Hai, Aur Maa Ke Takiye Ke Niche Ek Fool Rakh Ke Chali Jati Hai, Aur Agle Din Vo Ek Nanha Sa Bacha Ban Jata Hai”

Pappu Ye Sab Sun Raha Thha, Us Se Raha Na Gaya Bench Se Utha Aur Madam Se Bola

Pappu: “Madam Ji, To Kya Wo Thoka Thukayi Wala Kam Ab Band Ho Gaya Hai
Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai, Jab Pappu 5th Class Mein Thha.

Uski Class Ki Ek Teacher Pregnant Thhi, Usko Dekh Ke Ek Din Pappu Bola

Pappu: “Madam Aapko Beta Hone Wala Hai Ya Beti?”

Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli: “Ye Baat Mujhe Kaisi Pata Hogi?”

Pappu: “Madam Mujhe Pata Hai Aapko Kya Hone Wala Hai, Aapko Ladka Hone Wala Hai”

Teacher Hairani Se: “Arey, Tujhe Ye Baat Kaisi Pata?”

Pappu: “Mam Vo Jab Aap Chair Pe Pair Utha Ke Beth Ti Ho To Ander Se Uski Mooche Dikhti Hai“
Pappu Ki Ek Ladki Se Kafi Time Se Setting Chal Rahi Thi, Bahut Manane Ke Baad Vo Sex Ke Liye Razi Hui.

Pappu Ne Sham Ko Use Apne Ghar Bulaya Aur Bola.

Pappu: “Chal Aaj Ambulance-Ambulance Khelte Hai”

Ladki: “Arey Ye Kaisi Game Hai? Maine To Iska Naam Tak Nahi Suna Aaj Tak”

Pappu Muskurate Hue: “Arey Badi Simple Hai, Main Apna Tumhari Mein Dalunga, Jab Tumhe Dard Ho Aur Tum Mujhe Rokna Chaho To Bolna Red Light”

Ladki Kuch Soch Ke Boli: “Theek Hai”

Pappu Ne Jaise Hi Apna Uske Ander Dal Ke 2-3 Dakke Diye To Uski Dard Ke Maare Fatt Gayi Aur Chillane Lagi

Red Light Ahhh…..

Red Light Ufff…..

Red Light Ohh…..

Red Light Haaye Mar Gayi….

Arey Ruko To Sahi……

Pappu Shaitani Hasi Hanste Hue Bola: “Arey Gadhi, Ambulance Bhi Kabhi Red Light Pe Rukti Hai
Santa Ki Shadi Hui Aur Wo Bahut Dino Baad Apne Suhaagraat Waale Kamre Se Bahar Nikla, To Usske Baap Ne Us Se Pucha

Baap: “Beta, Kya Baat Hai Badi Lambi Inning Khel Kar Aaya Hai?”

Santa: “Maa Chuda Gayi Duniya, Pahle Ye Batao Ki Andar Tel Ki Botal Ki Jagah Fevikol Kon Rakh Kar Aaya Tha“
Saat Doston Ki Suhagraat Ke Agle Din, Vo Apni Apni Wife Ke Bare Mein Baatein Share Kar Rahe Thhe

1st Bola: “Meri Biwi To 1110, Jese Marzi Usse Karo”

2nd Bola: “Meri Biwi 3310 Nikli, 36 Saal Ka Purana Model”

3rd Bola: “Meri Biwi N95, Zara Pyar Se Chalana Padta Hai”

4th Bola: “Meri Biwi To Blackberry Hai, Got Everything But Complicated”

5th Bola: “Meri Biwi Double Sim Hai Kabhi Aage Dalo Kabi Peechey”

6th Bola: “Meri Biwi Saali China Ka Mobile Nikli, Pehli Raat Main Choot Phat Gayi”

7th Bechara Rote Hue Bola: “Oye Yaro Main To Lut Gaya, Barbaad Ho Gaya Mera Set Khula Hua Nikla 
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